Ahh, yes, John Krasinski. The universal crush of white chicks. He appeals to the masses (of young Caucasian women, of course) because he is just so multidimensional.

For the shallow among us, he’s got glossy good-looks (see exhibit A).

However, for those looking a little deeper, his goofball–and even awkward– charm, showcased in his role as Jim on The Office, gets us every time. In fact, I’m pretty sure I even used to be in a facebook group called “I wish Jim from The Office was my boyfriend.” Boo-yah?

But even those who have never seen The Office can be obsessed with John Krasinski. Where can such a white chick be found? Well, there was one in my apartment of 5 last year, and yet (redeemingly), she may have been the most enamored with JK of us all. His Ivy League side got to her– this is a girl who says sentences like “Sylvia Plath would roll over in her grave.” The minute she found out our beloved JK was going to be making a movie of David Foster Wallace’s Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, he became her plan B husband (after DFW himself, of course).

Bonus: Krasinski is said to have shot the opening of The Office, set in the real Scranton, Pennsylvania. Even more talents!

John, dear… will you marry us?